Fallout "Thou Shalt" - T Shirt

One of my favourite quotes from the Fallout TV series, Walter Goggins suits The Ghoul so well! "The Wasteland has its own Golden Rule: 'Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time.'"

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	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	45.72	50.80	55.88	60.96	66.04	71.12	76.20	81.28
Length, cm	71.12	73.66	76.20	78.74	81.28	83.82	86.36	88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm	38.35	41.91	45.72	49.53	53.34	56.90	60.20	63.50
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

This tee channels a dark, wry moment from The Ghoul in the Fallout TV world — a sharp line about getting sidetracked that lands like a laugh in a cracked radio room. The soft, sturdy cotton holds that attitude close; wear it when you want your humor to feel lived-in, slightly burnt, and honest. Cherry tomato nods and the quote give it character without shouting. It sits well under a jacket for late-night runs, layered at a con or while tinkering on a project, and slips into daily life for anyone who appreciates bleak wit and subtle, genre-savvy references. The fit is relaxed, the collar keeps its shape, and the print methods keep the art crisp, so the shirt looks as purposeful after many wears as it does on day one.

Product features

- Shoulder twill tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less fabric waste

- Stretchy ribbed collar retains shape

- Medium-weight cotton (180 g/m²) for durability and crisp printing

- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified safety for comfortable, ethical wear

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat